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Hey followers, sorry I really haven’t posted much, but pretty much as soon as I started this blog, life got kind of crazy and hectic. I promise I will post some more tips very soon! -Parker(aka the mod)

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Tip #7: As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to hell.

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Tip #6: If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town’s old abandoned mansion, DON’T TAG ALONG. Especially if everyone’s going as couples, except you. If you’re the gang’s jokester, write up your will & testament on the way there.

Text 9 Jul 7 notes

Tip #5: When you have the benefit of numbers, never go off alone.

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TIP #4: If your child starts speaking in Latin in a voice not their own, shoot them. It will save you grief in the long run. They probablyy won’t die easy, so be prepared.

Text 8 Jul

Tip #3: Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.

Text 8 Jul 3 notes

Tip #2: Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Text 7 Jul 4 notes

Tip #1: If you find your house was built upon a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabits who went mad or committed suicide, died in some horrible fashion,who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.

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