Hey followers, sorry I really haven’t posted much, but pretty much as soon as I started this blog, life got kind of crazy and hectic. I promise I will post some more tips very soon! -Parker(aka the mod)
Tip #7: As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to hell.
Tip #6: If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town’s old abandoned mansion, DON’T TAG ALONG. Especially if everyone’s going as couples, except you. If you’re the gang’s jokester, write up your will & testament on the way there.
Tip #5: When you have the benefit of numbers, never go off alone.
TIP #4: If your child starts speaking in Latin in a voice not their own, shoot them. It will save you grief in the long run. They probablyy won’t die easy, so be prepared.
Tip #3: Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.
Tip #2: Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
Tip #1: If you find your house was built upon a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabits who went mad or committed suicide, died in some horrible fashion,who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.